Putain de Coups Critiques

Did you know that in France, the April Fools' tradition is a bit tamer than other places. Their idea of a prank is to stick paper fish to each others' backs. It's literally called "April fish."


A million thanks to the lovely Akialyne for proofreading (read: practically rewriting) this for me. For all you spoilsports demanding translations instead of manually shoving it into Google, I'll get round to that at some point.