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"I love me some croissant porn."

- DSWalton 16/09/2014

"My entire family is flatulent. I have made a terrible mistake."

- DSWalton 18/09/2014

"My anuses are doing something."

- Akialyne 23/09/2014

"Wish I had some drugs, that'd be nice."

-DSWalton 26/09/2014

"I look like a bimbo."

-Akialyne 27/09/2014

"I don't have enough drugs."

-DSWalton 28/09/2014

"You know what the DS in my name stands for? It stands for Bob Ross."

-DSWalton 29/09/2014

"You can never have too much dick."

-SubArts 29/09/2014

"When I take naps I put my clothes in the lavatory."

-Akialyne 21/10/2014

"The world is full of butlers. You're a butler too and you don't even know it until your master butler comes along."

-Akialyne 25/10/2014

"Bread is sure something I'm going to miss next year. I totally forgot that bread was mostly a french thing."

-Akialyne 02/11/2014

Akialyne - "I THOUGHT WE WERE LOVERS"
SubArts - "AKI I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH
                 BUT YOUR MULTIPLE SENTIENT ANUSES ARE DESTROYING OUR LOVE"

-Akialyne and SubArts 09/11/2014

"I love you. Let us have babies."

-Akialyne 09/11/2014

"Hitler has a moustache... You're growing a moustache...
-Gasp- You are Hitler!"

-Akialyne 16/11/2014

Me- "Yes, I do know what constipation is."
Aki- "No shit."
Me- "Yes, exactly."

-Akialyne and me 29/11/2014

"Mimes invented Skype in World War 1."

-Quilltaz 30/11/2014

"All the green clothes are woven out of wee."

-Vertigo-Gal 21/12/2014

"It's like Oculus Rift but the rift is a giant wound"

-Quilltaz 21/12/2014

"I may be confusing animals with trees."

-Akialyne 23/12/2014

Akialyne-

WOW
You spend most of your time with me and you haven't noticed my E size boobs ?
wowowowow
I am almost OFFENDED

Me-

I just thought you were fat
And they were moobs

Akialyne-

Well i'll have you know
I am thin
and have the shape of a baguette
 + melons

-Akialyne 24/12/2014

Me- "Glass is made of sand."
Akialyne- "Wait really?"

-Akialyne 27/12/2014

 "I don't generally check links, unless it's porn."

-ky-nim 03/01/2015

"Petit Filous Motherf***er."

-Hasling 01/03/2015

"Wanna suck my big
Thick
Hard
Scorpion stinger"

-Mad-Revolution 16/03/2015

"SHOVE YOUR MOM"

-Vertigo-Gal 25/03/2015

"The flesh of thine enemies is always the most succulent."

-YinDragon 14/04/2015

(On the topic of Robin Hood)
"The thing about Prince of Thieves is that it needs more time-travelling."

-YinDragon 24/05/2015

"Don't question her majesty's appetite. She has royal needs."

-Quilltaz 15/08/2015

"I'm not big enough to face Algeria."

-Vertigo-Gal 21/08/2015

"GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP"

-Akialyne upon being knocked out on Smash 4 10/04/2016

Akialyne- "What are Koalas made of?
Me- "...wood."
Akialyne- "No but like... Do they have ribcages?"
30/08/16

"He's a modern humpty-dumpty, and his fall is imminent."
Vertigo-Gal 31/08/2017

Vertigo-Gal - "What if we had cars, but like, for water."
GrappleMace - "You mean boats?"
04/10/2017