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Commission Info'

An entire custom widget to shamelessly promote my services? I'll take it.

I'm basically always open for an art commission. I don't get commissioned regularly enough at the moment to have any consistent price schemes going, so feel free to drop me a note, tell me what you want, and we can discuss prices and stuff. I tend to take payments through Paypal, rather than points, and there's a chance I might charge a teeny-tiny bit extra for overseas commissions, since Paypal charges a little for those. Nothing major though.

I can keep the commissions private, or post them if you'd like, or you can post them on your account so long as you credit me.

Prices tend to range between about £5 and £30, depending on complexity/number of figures/background/style, etc... But may be slightly more if it's an extremely complex piece, or an entire comic strip.

I will draw-

:bulletgreen: Digital pictures of characters, creatures or scenes of your choice, with price dependent on complexity. If you're considering this, you probably have a good idea already of the kind of stuff I'm good at drawing, but that does not at all mean that I wouldn't be up to trying something new or outside of my usual style.

:bulletgreen: Pencil drawings. The above more or less applies, but pencil sketches would probably be cheaper. If you just want a cheap or quick drawing to help visualise what your idea might look like, or if you're looking for something with a more traditional look, this might be for you. I can also ink them to give cleaner lineart, if you'd like.

:bulletgreen: Avatars, sigs, original characters, fanart, comic strips, more or less any format really. I can even do animated things, so long as they're reasonably simple.

I will NOT draw-

- Any picture which depicts things I would be uncomfortable drawing. Obviously this depends on the specific subject matter, but just to give you an idea-

:bulletred: Sexual or provocative characters/scenarios. That's not to say I won't draw attractive characters, but nothing that's overly explicit. Basically anything which would warrant a mature content tag.

:bulletred: Any other theme I arbitrarily decide I'm uncomfortable with. Please don't take it personally if I'd rather not draw your commission, it's not because I dislike you. If at all possible, I'll let you know if there's any alterations I could make with which I'd be willing to create it.

The more reference and description you provide, the better I can achieve what you want, so please don't be frustrated if I ask incessantly for details and the like, since it's all just in the cause of getting it exactly right.

If you have any other questions or want me to draw something for you, please don't hesitate to drop me a note and I'll get back to you ASAP.


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Artist | Student | Varied
United Kingdom
Hey, thanks for dropping by. Welcome to my bio.

I'm basically your average lazy artist. I like video games, food, sleep and drawing. I'm currently working on my Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke run, which constitutes about 70% of what I'm posting at the minute, but I also like to draw the odd comic or doodle on other things, be they video games, dumb puns, or just mildly amusing stuff going on in my life. I have been known to do drawing livestreams on occasion.

If you don't know what a Nuzlocke is and you're interested, you can find a brief description at

The Nuzlocking community is awesome and y'all should join in the fun.

I currently reside in the innocuous little hovel of a town known as Abingdon, hanging off the crusty rear-end of the much more well known city of Oxford.

As of now I am doing an art foundation course in a local college and ultimately intend to move on to study animation in university.

I try to read every single comment I receive, be it on my profile or on my submissions. If I don't reply, please don't take it personally, I really do appreciate the input. The fact is though that I cannot possibly reply individually to every single one without sounding extremely repetitive - there are only so many times I can say "Thanks" before I start sounding like a broken record.

That being said, please feel free to post your honest thoughts, critical or otherwise. So long as you're not explicitly rude, I don't mind. I have a pretty straightforward way of typing, but please don't let that put you off talking to me, I like to think I'm fairly easy to get along with. I will also endeavour to answer any specific questions or particularly interesting comments that I can. If you ask a question and I don't answer, please don't feel afraid to ask again; as I said before, I can be forgetful. By all means talk to me in a note if you'd prefer.

I'm generally up for commissions. There's a little more info' on that elsewhere on my profile. Go ahead and drop me a note if you're interested.

I try to always return llamas. Sharing is caring.
I don't generally do those tag journal things though, except for from close friends. That's not to say that you're forbidden to tag me, just please don't take offence if I don't repost it.

I'm totally aware that loooooads of my "art", particularly the older stuff, is horrible. Like, makes-you-throw-up-very-slightly-when-you-see-it horrible. But that's OK, improvement is part of any artist's journey, and you can't improve if you weren't terrible at some point. Something something Einstein quote.

But yeah, keeping up the old detritus preserves a sort of visual diary of my improving over the years, even if it does make the gallery look a little gross and cluttered towards the last page or two. It looks horrible and I'm sorry, but it's all for the grea'er good.

The grea'er good.

If you've read this far and seen some of my stuff and for some reason you somehow haven't already been driven away from boredom, congratulations, and fear not, it's nearly over.

I do have a Twitter, which ought to show up below. I don't Twitter. Like, at all. I think I have like two or three tweets max. Over like, three years. Like there's legitimately no reason to follow me on it at all. Still, I'm not gonna stop you.

I'm just sayin', you're going to be disappointed if you do.

Also literally the same applies to my Tumblr. Hell if I know how this damn site works, I just made an account to take the dumb username in case someone else stole it.

This is the end. I'll put you out of your misery now. Go away. Read a book. Find true love. Live your life as you see fit. The world is your shellfish. Find freedom in this canvas.


"I love me some croissant porn."

- DSWalton 16/09/2014

"My entire family is flatulent. I have made a terrible mistake."

- DSWalton 18/09/2014

"My anuses are doing something."

- Akialyne 23/09/2014

"Wish I had some drugs, that'd be nice."

-DSWalton 26/09/2014

"I look like a bimbo."

-Akialyne 27/09/2014

"I don't have enough drugs."

-DSWalton 28/09/2014

"You know what the DS in my name stands for? It stands for Bob Ross."

-DSWalton 29/09/2014

"You can never have too much dick."

-SubArts 29/09/2014

"When I take naps I put my clothes in the lavatory."

-Akialyne 21/10/2014

"The world is full of butlers. You're a butler too and you don't even know it until your master butler comes along."

-Akialyne 25/10/2014

"Bread is sure something I'm going to miss next year. I totally forgot that bread was mostly a french thing."

-Akialyne 02/11/2014


-Akialyne and SubArts 09/11/2014

"I love you. Let us have babies."

-Akialyne 09/11/2014

"Hitler has a moustache... You're growing a moustache...
-Gasp- You are Hitler!"

-Akialyne 16/11/2014

Me- "Yes, I do know what constipation is."
Aki- "No shit."
Me- "Yes, exactly."

-Akialyne and me 29/11/2014

"Mimes invented Skype in World War 1."

-Quilltaz 30/11/2014

"All the green clothes are woven out of wee."

-Vertigo-Gal 21/12/2014

"It's like Oculus Rift but the rift is a giant wound"

-Quilltaz 21/12/2014

"I may be confusing animals with trees."

-Akialyne 23/12/2014


You spend most of your time with me and you haven't noticed my E size boobs ?
I am almost OFFENDED


I just thought you were fat
And they were moobs


Well i'll have you know
I am thin
and have the shape of a baguette
 + melons

-Akialyne 24/12/2014

Me- "Glass is made of sand."
Akialyne- "Wait really?"

-Akialyne 27/12/2014

 "I don't generally check links, unless it's porn."

-ky-nim 03/01/2015

"Petit Filous Motherf***er."

-Squidventurer 01/03/2015

"Wanna suck my big
Scorpion stinger"

-Mad-Revolution 16/03/2015


-Vertigo-Gal 25/03/2015

"The flesh of thine enemies is always the most succulent."

-YinDragon 14/04/2015

(On the topic of Robin Hood)
"The thing about Prince of Thieves is that it needs more time-travelling."

-YinDragon 24/05/2015
55- Blind Bandit by Epifex
55- Blind Bandit
"My name is Chomp, 'cus it sounds like Chump, and that's what I am."

If you thought you saw this uploaded in horrible quality and taken down right afterwards a moment ago, you're not going crazy. Turns out uploading from the DA app screws over the quality. Hooray.
Narf by Epifex
Andy and Dusty hide in the shadows, awaiting the day the human race is ripe for domination.

Also I just realised how well Brain's voice would fit Dusty. It's actually scary.


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FerGarcia220 Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Epifex, It is okay if Thomas (and Douglas) make a cameo in my Nuzlocke comic?
Epifex Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Student General Artist
Sure, that'd be awesome.
Akialyne Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't know why i'm posting on your wall
Epifex Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Student General Artist
Because you can't resist me.
Akialyne Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He said
Epifex Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Student General Artist
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Typhlo10 Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist
Hey, Epifex. I'm currently a senior in highschool and I was in need of a senior quote for the yearbook. I put down Dusty's response to "What are you expecting (or wishing) from this journey?" in your Q/A #1 in your GodDamn Critical Hits Nuzlocke series.

Dusty: "It matters not why or where you journey, only that you do. The lack of where means you can never be lost, and the lack of why means you can never fail."

Just thought I'd let you know that somewhere, out there in the wide world, you are quoted in a yearbook.
Have a nice day, and you're fantastic.
Epifex Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Student General Artist
Wow, thanks man! I'm flattered that you found it inspiring enough to put it into your yearbook. You're fantastic too.
Akialyne Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
w H y
Easonftw Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
Hey Epifex!I started my nuzlockes because of your comics!:3 and I did many nuzlockes....and now I'm doing an emerald nuzlocke again,but this time I do comics of them,but very crappy.... My current team :Geico(sceptile)/speedy(ninjask)/striker(manetric)/bounceball (azumarill)/volcano(camerupt/starscream(Skarmory)
yeah,Skarmory.Foxy's Hatching a Plan (Chat Icon) cloudheybbyplz 
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